Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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