when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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