Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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