you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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