And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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