spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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