Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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