i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
As shirtless as possible
you had me at cake vodka
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The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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