she peed on how many people?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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