used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Drake has all the answers
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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