well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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