Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
