I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
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He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
third nipple confirmed
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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