Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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