im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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