Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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