it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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