I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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