just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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