Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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