Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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