We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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