how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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