I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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