I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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