guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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