Im at strip club and am horny
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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