I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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