Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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