The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Farmville is her only friend.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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