My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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