If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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