She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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