I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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