Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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