at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
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