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(210): View more from Texas

Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/

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(678): View more from Georgia

he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.

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(443): View more from Maryland

she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.

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(416): View more from Toronto

He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him

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(989): View more from Michigan

Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.

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