I'm really into asian looking animals
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
tell me about the eggs
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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