I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!