normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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