Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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