brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
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He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.