ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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