shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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