For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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