i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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