I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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