Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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