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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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