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and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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