I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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