She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
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I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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