Is it because I queefed?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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