Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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