Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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