What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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