Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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